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Scene: a quietly bustling bistro in Paris’s 14th Arrondissement.

SERVER: Oui, vous désirez?
PIXELBUDS: Yes, you desire?
TOURIST: Um, yeah, I’ll have the steak frites.
PIXELBUDS: UM, OUAIS, JE VAIS AVOIR LES FRITES DE STEAK
SERVER: Que les frites?
PIXELBUDS: Than fries?
TOURIST: No, at the same time.
PIXELBUDS: NON, EN MEME TEMPS
SERVER: Alors, vous voulez le steak aussi?
PIXELBUDS: DESOLE, JE N’AI PAS COMPRIS.
SERVER: VOUS VOULEZ LE STEAK AUSSI?
PIXELBUDS: You want the steak too?
TOURIST: Yeah, I just ordered the steak.
PIXELBUDS: OUAIS, JE VIENS DE COMMANDER LE STEAK
SERVER: Okay, du steak, et des frites, en même temps.
PIXELBUDS: Okay, steak, and fries at the same time.
TOURIST: You got it.
PIXELBUDS: TU L’AS EU.

(All translations by Google Translate. Photo: Alain Bachelier / Flickr.)

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